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Saturday 28 June 2008

Review: Wanted (3/5)

Action movie ‘Wanted’ may lack originality but it’s made an A-list action hero out of the diminutive James McAvoy




Wanted (Timur Bekmambetov): James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, Terence Stamp. Running time: 110 minutes.

Wanted is an action movie of supernatural bent about a cabal of assassins who keep the world peace. They can bend bullets using their minds and jump skyscrapers as if clearing a manhole. If none of that sounds strange, try this for size: the action hero is played by the compact Scottish actor James McAvoy. McAvoy? Action hero? Even Morgan Freeman cocks a quizzical brow. At one stage, McAvoy’s Wesley is brought into a room to meet Freeman’s Sloan, the boss of the shadowy assassins. “I thought he’d be....” Morgan trails off. “Taller?”. Yikes. To be fair, Wesley does enter the whole action thing with reluctance. We first meet him as a frustrated, office-cubicle accountant. He has panic attacks, his girlfriend is having sex with his best friend, and his boss, who slimes over doughnuts like a deep-sea jellyfish, bullies him over spreadsheets. All that stops in a pharmacy when a gunman makes a play for his life. To the rescue comes a vulpine beauty we later learn is called Fox but whom we can immediately ascertain is one Angelina Jolie. She whips her guns out, and proceeds to bend bullets up the aisle. “Your father was one of the greatest assassins that ever lived,” she tells him, and suddenly, the way forward is clear: Wesley has destiny to fulfil.
The director is Kazakhstan-born Timur Bekmambetov, and the main thing you noticed about his Russian vampire-action films Night Watch and Day Watch was how in thrall they were to The Matrix. That influence here becomes an indulgence. When Wesley is picked up by Fox in her red sports car, in a manoeuvre that involves Wesley standing still while she does a 360-degree turn with the door open, he picks a pair of wraparound sunglasses off the dashboard. Wesley, like Neo before him, is ready to go down the rabbit hole.
He is told he is the chosen one, and must hunt down the rogue assassin who killed his father. Training involves Fight Club-like sessions where they beat him black and blue and Wesley, naturally, begins to quail. But the film is persistent, determined to make an action hero out of McAvoy now matter how long it takes. When he is kissed by Fox, his crisis of confidence seems to abate. And his height improves too: suddenly he seems taller than Jolie, who surely must be bending at the knee. When McAvoy finally bares his chest, he’s ripped and bulked for the job. Never mind a rogue assassin, this Scot could brawl an entire Glasgow chipper. He runs in slow-mo, his mouth open, cheeks wobbling from sonic speed and the transformation is complete: McAvoy surging through a building, two hands shooting, is more than credible. He is cool.
Less credible, however, are the nuts and bolts of the picture. At one point, Fox brandishes a bullet with ‘goodbye’ etched in the side, and the film too has ‘cool’ inscribed all over it. Bekmambetov, working now with a Hollywood budget, has also been watching lots of John Woo. Bullet wounds pop like mini-fountains; the camera freezes, trapping a blood globule or a tooth in mid-air; or bullets meet half-way and cancel each other in slow-motion. At one point, the camera follows a train as it plunges down a gorge, following through the smoke underneath and in through a broken window. It’s all very stylish and exuberant, with a pulsing nu-metal soundtrack, and Bekmambetov knows how to muscle a film along at good pace. But what it lacks is surprise: you feel you know the script, and you can see the twist from about 30 minutes away.
Less obvious is this whole assassination business. The group get their kill orders from a magic loom which prints binary code into the fabric. This is not what one would call reliable information. But Morgan Freeman is calling the shots and he is not to be second-guessed. Nor would you want to cross him. For all the film’s effort at hip, the coolest moment comes when Freeman barks in that lovely staccato voice of his: “shoot the mother f**ker”. Wow, you think. Morgan Freeman curses so well! It’s like hearing your father swear for the first time. Jolie, meanwhile, spends the film rolling on car bonnets wielding big weapons or smiling patronisingly, like the Queen of Sheba about to devour a man-slave. The star, though, is McAvoy, who has come from unknown zero to Hollywood hero in just a few short steps. “I’m the perfect weapon,” he says at one point, and perhaps he is. This is a star who not just can act well, but action well too. You can’t say he comes up short.

Review: A Complete History of my Sexual Failures (3/5)



A Complete History of my Sexual Failures (Chris Waitt): Chris Waitt. Running time: 90 minutes.

“I’ve decided to make a film about my personal problems,” says alternative filmmaker Chris Waitt. He looks like a sad-eyed Kurt Cobain who can’t find a gun. Yet he speaks in comic deadpan. Waitt, we learn, is a navel-gazing neurotic, and this is the funniest premise for a documentary in years. It half delivers. Aged 30 and single, Waitt has been dumped by every woman he ever went out with. Now he wants to know what he did wrong. So he lines them up (those that will speak to him) and he doesn’t shy from the details. I say this because Waitt suffers from impotence and wants to get to the nub of the problem: the doctor says it isn’t physical, a psychotherapist is too expensive, and the S&M mistress who whips him in the tenders results only in his sitting with a bag of frozen peas in his lap. And Viagra? Well, after seven of those, he rampages around London like a drunk Viking, boom microphone in hand, trying to find a woman to pillage. That last episode cheapens the film, and you find yourself wondering how much is real. The credits say some of the situations are set up but do reflect the position of real ex-girlfriends. And the timing of some of the gags suggests a script. The inward journey he takes seems genuine though and his problems seem to have a lot to do with the girl that broke his heart. Waitt allows us to laugh at him (he’s a waster) and with him (and there are a lot of chuckles). He finds poignancy and comedy in this journey of self-discovery.

Review: Female Agents (3/5)



Female Agents (Jean-Paul Salomé): Sophie Marceau, Julie Depardieu, Marie Gillain, Moritz Bleibtreu, Maya Sansa, Julien Boisselier. Running time: 120 minutes.

There are, rumour has it, women who wouldn’t pay five cents to watch Sex And The City. Here’s the antidote: a rousing, old-school World War II thriller set in France about four special ops women. When these ladies clap eyes on a man, it is usually to kill him. Want your nails done? How about an appointment with a gestapo interrogator? It is based on resistance hero Louise Desfontaines (Sophie Marceau, sexy, deadly) who leads a British mission of four French women who return to France to rescue from Nazi clutches a geologist who could spill the beans on the D-Day plan. They blend in as nurses and bordello dancers and the operation is conducted with the rhythm and stealth of an SAS snatch-and-grab. It is only afterwards that things go wrong. The action might not have the pyro zing of a traditional war movie but it avoids glib Charlie’s Angels treatment: director Jean-Paul Salomé is not afraid to stir the story with the kind of complicated female emotion you just won’t find in a boys’ own war movie. He throws everything at them: bristling shoot-outs, torture, humiliation, even pregnancy. It is filmed with a sturdy gloss and a safe pair of hands.

Review: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2/5)


The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (Andrew Adamson): Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Ben Barnes, Sergio Castellitto, Peter Dinklage, Liam Neeson. Running time: 144 minutes.

One year has passed in wartime Blighty since the Penvensie children had their first adventure in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. Now, just as they are getting fed up, they are whooshed from a train station back to Narnia. Over 1,500 years have passed, Narnia has been sundered, and nasty Miraz (Sergio Castellitto) has driven Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes) out of the kingdom. Prince Caspian, looking not unlike Keanu Reeves during his surfer phase, and exuding even lower levels of charisma, has blown the magic horn to enlist the help of the kids to reunite the kingdom. As a child, I devoured the book. Sadly, I found this 144 minutes considerably less enchanting. The mood is darker but the magic has been snuffed out. Certainly Andrew Adamson’s picture is a smooth machine: seamless special effects and the battle scenes, of which there are many, involving minotaurs, an Errol Flynn mouse, and children slaying adults without blood, are very accomplished. But none of it fires the imagination, or lingers there the next day. Five more books to go.

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